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Set aside half an hour every day to do all your worrying; then take a nap during this period.

Anonymous

There are only two things to worry about, either you are healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick there are only two things to worry about, either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die there are only two things to worry about, either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, then there is nothing to worry about. And if you to go hell, you'll be so darn busy shaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry!

Anonymous

Why worry when you can pray?

Anonymous

A man, fallen on hard times, sold his art collection but kept his wine cellar. When asked why he did not sell his wine, he said, ├ČA man can live without art, but not without culture.

Anonymous

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me

Anonymous

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.

Anonymous

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me

Anonymous

Easy reading is damned hard writing.

Anonymous

A lot of us would like to move mountains, but few of us are willing to practice on small hills.

Anonymous

The best way to finish an unpleasant task is to get started.

Anonymous

Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.

Anonymous

If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one.

ANONYMOUS

A steady salary is an invitation to mediocrity.

Anonymous

Yeah, because nobody works in socialist countries. They're a real hoot.

Anonymous

The kind of ancestors we have had is not as important as the kind of descendants our ancestors have.

Anonymous
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