Worry never climbed a hill, worry never paid a bill, Worry never dried a tear, worry never calmed a fear, Worry never darned a heel, worry never cooked a meal, It never led a horse to water, nor ever did a thing it "oughter."
Worry doesn't help tomorrow's troubles, but it does ruin today's happiness.
Set aside half an hour every day to do all your worrying; then take a nap during this period.
God in His goodness sent the grapes, to cheer both great and small; little fools will drink too much, and great fools not at all.
Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends.
If we are not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
Drink wine in winter for cold, and in summer for heat.
Writing is only boring to the people who are boring themselves.
Easy reading is damned hard writing.
A lot of us would like to move mountains, but few of us are willing to practice on small hills.
When it comes to giving—some people stop at nothing.
A steady salary is an invitation to mediocrity.
The kind of ancestors we have had is not as important as the kind of descendants our ancestors have.
Happiness is an unexpected hug.
It's a numbers gamein a dense urban area there are so many of us that even unintentional pollution would cause all the crap we see in the water.