Destiny. A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
Politeness is the most acceptable hypocrisy
HYPOCRITE, n. One who, profession virtues that he does not respect secures the advantage of seeming to be what he depises
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher
Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
WEATHER,†The climate of an hour. A permanent topic of conversation among persons†whom it does not interest, but who have inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal ancestors whom it keenly concerned. The setting up of official weather bureaus and their maintenance in mendacity prove that even governments are accessible to suasion by the rude forefathers of the jungle
WINE and Fermented grape-juice known to the Womens Christian Union as liquor, sometimes as rum. Wine, madam, is Gods next best gift to man.