A body of water occupying two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.
Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.
MORAL, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right. Having the quality of general expediency.
FIDELITY, n. A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure.
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Impartial. Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.
Self-denial is indulgence of a propensity to forego.
REPENTANCE, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment. It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin.
Perseverance, n. A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Forgetfulness. A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.