When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you have just learned how to cook.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.