If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.
Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all; this, too, shall pass.
Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised.
When life's problems seem overwhelming, look around and see what other people are coping with. You may consider yourself fortunate.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
It is far better to be alone than to wish you were
Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much.
If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold you head high, look it squarely in eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.'
Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how it feels about dogs