A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.