Bill Cosby Quotes

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Bill Cosby

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

Bill Cosby

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

Bill Cosby

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Bill Cosby

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

Bill Cosby

The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, \"I love children because they\'re so honest.\" There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent\'s signature like a child.

Bill Cosby

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Bill Cosby

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

Bill Cosby

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

Bill Cosby

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

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