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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.



Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."



Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.



Men are only as loyal as their options.



We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.



We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.



I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.



Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?



The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.



Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance



What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.



Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.



Abstinence is a perversion.



I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.



I think religion is bad and drugs are good.








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