Bill Maher Quotes

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.

Bill Maher

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

Bill Maher

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

Bill Maher

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Bill Maher

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

Bill Maher

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.

Bill Maher

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.

Bill Maher

Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance

Bill Maher

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

Bill Maher

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

Bill Maher

Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.

Bill Maher

Abstinence is a perversion.

Bill Maher

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

Bill Maher

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

Bill Maher

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

Bill Maher

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