If you haven't any charity in your heart,you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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