Bob Hope Quotes

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf

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Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass

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I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there

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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him

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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

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You've got to be rich to have a swing like that

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

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We have fifty-one golf courses in Palm Springs. He(Gerald Ford) never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot...At least he can't cheat on his score- because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded

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Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it, shank it, hit all the traps, and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink

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it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf...

Bob Hope