Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for
being on grass
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him
We have fifty-one golf courses in Palm Springs. He(Gerald Ford) never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot...At least he can't cheat on his score- because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it, shank it, hit all the traps, and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no
reason at all, you really stink
it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf...
If you haven't got charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
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