I only drink on two occasions When I am thirsty and when I'm not.
Mother, they would praise my balls if I hung them high enough.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.
The sun was in mind to come out but having a look at the weather it was in lost heart and went back again.
There's no bad publicity except an obituary.
An author's first duty is to let down his country.
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.