Bruce Lansky Quotes

Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game

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Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of.

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Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

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I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine

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We learn so many things from golf -- how to suffer, for instance.

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On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied

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