Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine
We learn so many things from golf -- how to suffer, for instance.
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game
Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of.
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied