I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in
The trick is growing up without growing old.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.