If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.
The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
I can't screw up Alabama... We are number 48 in everything and Arkansas and Mississippi aren't going anywhere.
It's great to be hosting SNL again. I hosted sixteen years ago. Back then I was in great shape, I was coming off an MVP season with the Phoenix Suns - now, I play bad golf, drink, sometimes I get arrested.
You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.
Only poor people go to jail.
Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him.
Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
You know it's gone to hell, when the best rapper out there is a white guy and the best golfer is a black guy.
I don't know much about Angola, but I know one thing, they're in a lot of trouble.
I'm not a role model.