If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. . . . The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. . . . If you're going to get any joy oujt of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.
How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?