I can't screw up Alabama... We are number 48 in everything and Arkansas and Mississippi aren't going anywhere.
Charles Barkley
It's great to be hosting SNL again. I hosted sixteen years ago. Back then I was in great shape, I was coming off an MVP season with the Phoenix Suns - now, I play bad golf, drink, sometimes I get arrested.
Charles Barkley
Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
Charles Barkley
You know it's gone to hell, when the best rapper out there is a white guy and the best golfer is a black guy.
Charles Barkley