Charles Barkley Quotes

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

Charles Barkley

The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.

Charles Barkley

The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.

Charles Barkley

Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him.

Charles Barkley

I can't screw up Alabama... We are number 48 in everything and Arkansas and Mississippi aren't going anywhere.

Charles Barkley

It's great to be hosting SNL again. I hosted sixteen years ago. Back then I was in great shape, I was coming off an MVP season with the Phoenix Suns - now, I play bad golf, drink, sometimes I get arrested.

Charles Barkley

You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

Charles Barkley

Only poor people go to jail.

Charles Barkley

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

Charles Barkley

You know it's gone to hell, when the best rapper out there is a white guy and the best golfer is a black guy.

Charles Barkley

I don't know much about Angola, but I know one thing, they're in a lot of trouble.

Charles Barkley

I'm not a role model.

Charles Barkley