Chetan Bhagat Quotes

It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I'd rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.

Chetan Bhagat

Progress is building something lasting for future.

Chetan Bhagat

Think about this, the people gave birth to me cannot stop hating each other enough. What does that tell you about me? Half of my genes must be fighting with other half, no wonder I am so fucking messed up.

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That was reality and as is often the case, reality sucks.

Chetan Bhagat

Only women think there is a reason to thank people if they listen to them.

Chetan Bhagat

We were talking a lot, but we weren't communicating at all.

Chetan Bhagat

This means that I can do whatever I really want. God is always with me. There is no thing as a loser after all.

Chetan Bhagat

Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.

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Crap happens in life. It could happen tonight.

Chetan Bhagat

Girls are strategic. They will talk about love and romance and all that crap but when it comes to doing the deal they will choose the fattest chicken.

Chetan Bhagat

One thing guys know is when to shut up.

Chetan Bhagat

Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro Quiz.

Chetan Bhagat

I know, these Hindi movies are crap, but they do kind of take your mind away from the crap of real life like nothing else.

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As I said sir, no one is perfect. Apart from google of course.

Chetan Bhagat

I may not be a great surgeon, but the one little heart I have, I have given to you.

Chetan Bhagat