Christopher Morley Quotes

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Christopher Morley

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

Christopher Morley

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Christopher Morley

A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.

Christopher Morley

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

Christopher Morley

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

Christopher Morley

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

Christopher Morley

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention

Christopher Morley

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water

Christopher Morley

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit from Nature.

Christopher Morley

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

Christopher Morley

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Christopher Morley

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

Christopher Morley

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Christopher Morley

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

Christopher Morley

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Christopher Morley
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