Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.
A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.
No good deed goes unpunished.