David Letterman Quotes

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That\'s bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.

David Letterman

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

David Letterman

Al Gore has gained a lot of weight lately. Of course, unlike his former boss he only has to worry about getting into his own pants.

David Letterman

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