There is luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel no one else has a right to blame us.
What man calls civilization always results in deserts.
Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe it.
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about.
What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work ask him, 'Whose?'
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.