Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.
Woman wants monogamy; / Man delights in novelty. / Love is woman's moon and sun; / Man has other forms of fun. . . / With this the gist and sum of it, / What earthly good can come of it?
Lips that taste of tears, they say, Are the best for kissing.
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour . . .
Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion.
Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.
The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
Men don't like nobility in woman. Not any men. I suppose it is because the men like to have the copyrights on nobility -- if there is going to be anything like that in a relationship.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damned things.
Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.
Those who have mastered etiquette,who are entirely, impeccably right,would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.