Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.