Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none