To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep
The modest person is usually admired, if people ever hear of them.
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man
Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it.
You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue — agree with him.
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.