Erma BomBeck Quotes

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

Erma Bombeck

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

Erma Bombeck

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.

Erma Bombeck

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.

Erma Bombeck

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.

Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

Erma Bombeck
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