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Erma Bombeck Quotes
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~ Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. ~
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~ We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. ~
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~ Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ~
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~ In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. ~
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~ How come anything you buy will go on sale next week? ~
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~ Never order food in excess of your body weight. ~
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~ Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. ~
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~ Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. ~
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~ Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. ~
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~ When humor goes, there goes civilization. ~
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~ I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food. ~
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