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Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.



Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.



Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.



America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.



Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.



Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sorces of income are seven and eleven.








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