Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.
Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sorces of income are seven and eleven.