If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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