FRAN LEBOWITZ Quotes

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies

Fran Lebowitz

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.

Fran Lebowitz

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Fran Lebowitz

The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive

Fran Lebowitz

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Fran Lebowitz

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

Fran Lebowitz

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

Fran Lebowitz

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Fran Lebowitz

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

Fran Lebowitz

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Fran Lebowitz
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