The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
Vice goes a long way tow'rd makin' life bearable. A little vice now an' thin is relished by th' best iv men.
Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classified as cannibals
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
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