Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other
Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat
Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.
We wallow in nostalgia but manage to get it all wrong. True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories. .
Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer...
Animal rights activists gives disillusioned feminists an excuse to go back to being women protecting wee creatures without compromising their radical credentials.