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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.



The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.



If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.



If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies



Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.



Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.



I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.



Humility is no substitute for a good personality.



Humility is no substitute for a good personality.



In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.



I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.



Humility is no substitute for a good personality.



The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive



My favorite animal is steak.



I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.








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