Frank Zappa Quotes
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds



The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society work



Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny



Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.



It is not necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paper work, and the other is nostalgia.



You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.



There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.



Music is always a commentary on society.



Work is the only reason I leave home. I`m not a tourist. I don`t travel for pleasure. I don`t take vacations. I only leave the house when I have something to do.



Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.








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