Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 pm to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished even before lunch.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
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The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
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