Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
When you stress individualism, as this country does; materialism, as this country does; personal weaponry, as this country does; and racial hatred, which is part of our heritage as white Europeans; and then you add the volatile ingredient of "nothing".
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Religion is just mind control
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