GROUCHO MARX Quotes

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Groucho Marx

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member

Groucho Marx

I don't care to join any club that's prepared to have me as a member

Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

Groucho Marx

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

Groucho Marx

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

GROUCHO MARX

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Groucho Marx

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.

Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.

Groucho Marx
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