GROUCHO MARX Quotes

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

A good leader inspires people to have confidence in the leader, a great leader inspires people to have confidence in themselves

Groucho Marx

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Groucho Marx

Humor is reason gone mad.

Groucho Marx

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Groucho Marx

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Groucho Marx

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

Groucho Marx

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Groucho Marx

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Groucho Marx
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