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Garrison Keillor Quotes
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~ It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. ~
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~ You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion. ~
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~ A book is a gift you can open again and again. ~
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~ A book is a gift you can open again and again. ~
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~ Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. ~
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~ It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming ~
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~ It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming ~
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~ It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. ~
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~ The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose ~
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~ Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn ~
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~ Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~
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~ The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, 'Daddy, I need to ask you something,' he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan. ~
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