Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.