A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few
If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.
Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly poison, and everything I don't eat has been proved to be indispensable for life. But I go marching on
Golf is typical capitalist lunacy
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
You can be as romantic as you please about love, Hector; but you mustn't be romantic about money
Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born
There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them
It is easy -- terribly easy -- to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that to break a man's spirit is devil's work.
Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.
To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.
Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.