Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing
What the world calls originality is only an unaccustomed method of tickling it.
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
If only for a half hour a day, a child should do something serviceable to the community
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.
Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse
It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling. When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.”
I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the community, and as long as I live it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.