George Burns Quotes

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.

George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

George Burns

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty five I still had pimples.

George Burns
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