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~ Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror ~
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~ There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~
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~ Religion is just mind control ~
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~ Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~
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~ By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth ~
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~ By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth ~
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~ Atheism is a non-prophet organization ~
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~ Atheism is a non-prophet organization ~
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~ Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. ~
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~ Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror ~
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~ And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. ~
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~ A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt ~
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~ I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. ~
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~ I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. ~
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~ Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. ~
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