~ Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror ~ George Carlin
~ There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~ George Carlin
~ Religion is just mind control ~ George Carlin
~ Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~ George Carlin
~ By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth ~ George Carlin
~ By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth ~ George Carlin
~ Atheism is a non-prophet organization ~ George Carlin
~ Atheism is a non-prophet organization ~ George Carlin
~ Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. ~ George Carlin
~ Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror ~ George Carlin
~ And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. ~ George Carlin
~ I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. ~ George Carlin
~ Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist ~ George Carlin
~ Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ... ~ George Carlin
~ There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. ~ George Carlin
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