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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror



We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.



There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.



Religion is just mind control



Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?



By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth



By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth



Atheism is a non-prophet organization



Atheism is a non-prophet organization



Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.



Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror



And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.



A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt



I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.



I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.








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