Here in this page you can find quotes by George Carlin. Our quote collection contains sayings of Plato to Anthory Robins, Confucious to Einstein. Get inspired by these words of wisdom. For motivation quotes on a specific topics go to our home page. In addition to the free collection of quotations,finestquotes offers inspirational wallpapers for your PC.


George Carlin Quotes
1
~ There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. ~
send an e card George Carlin


~ And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. ~
send an e card George Carlin


~ Atheism is a non-prophet organization ~
send an e card George Carlin


~ There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting ~
send an e card George Carlin


~ Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. ~
send an e card George Carlin


~ Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. ~
send an e card George Carlin


~ Regarding jam sessions: Jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift for pay and then go somewhere else and continue to work for free. ~
send an e card George Carlin


~ I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. ~
send an e card George Carlin


~ Weather forecast for tonight:  dark ~
send an e card George Carlin


~ Weather forecast for tonight: dark.  ~
send an e card George Carlin


~ Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning. ~
send an e card George Carlin






Signup for our monthly email inspirational newsletter:

Enter your email address: