Weather forecast for tonight: dark.†
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.†
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?
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