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Groucho Marx Quotes
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~ Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. ~
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~ I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. ~
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~ Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? ~
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~ I don't care to join any club that's prepared to have me as a member ~
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~ Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. ~
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~ The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open ~
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~ One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. ~
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~ Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. ~
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~ Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. ~
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~ I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member ~
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~ Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. ~
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