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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.



Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.



I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.



Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?



I don't care to join any club that's prepared to have me as a member



Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.



The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open



One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.



Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.



Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.



All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.



There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.



The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.



Humor is reason gone mad.



I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member








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