Groucho Marx Quotes

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Groucho Marx

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

Groucho Marx

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Groucho Marx

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member

Groucho Marx

I don't care to join any club that's prepared to have me as a member

Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

Groucho Marx

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

Groucho Marx

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Groucho Marx

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.

Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Groucho Marx

Humor is reason gone mad.

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